Feral War Hog Cans

REPORT: Project WAR HOG is our cybernetics experiment. Hops v2.0, Citrus v1.3 and Grapefruit v1.1 system updates have improved the creature’s surveillance and targeting capabilities. Recently we’ve observed signs of sentience, an understanding of its own bitter resinousness. Will continue to monitor.

A project overseen by the FERAL DEPARTMENT OF HEAVY BREWING and the FERAL DEPARTMENT OF SECURITY AND DEFENCE